Can I order a normal boy please?
Got to know this sg boy here in Sydney cos we were on the same engagement together. Let's call him Channy. For the first 3 weeks that Channy was in Sydney, he looked so tired everyday! After about 3 days and lots of random chat, the team gotta realised that Channy was talking to his gf in Sg till abt 3am Sydney time every morning!
Further chatting led the team to know that Channy is saving up for a budgeted 10k wedding ring, a flat and probably a grand hotel wedding reception along with the wedding. (This was the reason he gave on his plans to not do too much travelling in Aust)
With a long weekend coming up, I decided to ask Channy if he wanted to join a couple of secondees from the office for a weekend trip away.
This was what he said:
Channy: I need to ask my gf for permission first
Me: quick ask! tell her you have long weekend!
Channy: asked le. She said up to me
Me: Cool! so u can come too!
Channy: No, you know girls..when she says up to me, it means you can go but i won't be happy.
Wow! I am impressed! So impressed that i went to tell wanyi about it and couldnt stop rattling abt what a good boy channy is. (Haha so much that wanyi asked me if i was having a crush on him).
Of course, those actions above will make any boy an almost perfect order.
Can I order such a boy pleaese?
In fact, can I get a discount if:
I don't need to be more important than drinking, partying, running, smoking.
I don't need someone to talk for 45mins-2hours with me everynight. a simple sms to a mere 10 minutes conversation will suffice, just to remind me that I am still alive.
I don't need to play mother and want to sign consent forms to "allow" my bf to participate in things. But simple respect and updates on any happenings will do. Well, the "permission seeking" thing once in awhile will be a bonus!
I don't even need a 10k diamond ring that i will probably not wear too much. I don't need flowers, they die. I don't need expensive dinners, I don't need another book that I don't want, I don't need fishes, I don't need a branded hand bag or expensive shoes or luxurious holidays...
I require simple things. I need appreciation. (I hate doing any form of planning so when i start doing any, apart from work, at least try to appreciate the effort). I need a pair of teva slippers to replace my existing ones cos they are getting holey. I need a new pair of pants/a new zip. I need a new external harddisk. I need a new pair of shorts. Oh well...maybe just some attention to notice what I really need. A little bit of affection wouldn hurt as well. :)
Alright, let me get my CAPEX form approved first so I can send a purchase order to the supplier. I hope they deliver my request soon.